Larry and Uranus and lots of going up and down a hill

A meditation

Once upon a time there was a person whose name was Larry. The color of Larry's hair varied based on how many times he had seen a ghost that morning. One day he was constantly talking about how his pants were so much better than that manikins butt in the window, when an obedient little child hit him across the face.
Turning away from Larry, we look at the planet of Uranus. Slowly orbiting around the sun, the world’s, the universe's molten center.
Back to Larry, he was descending down a hill to the ground while the obedient child was chasing him with a sharpened stick. When the small child with the pointed stick left, he decided to ascend the hill again. On the ascent, Larry thought about how dull the pointed stick really was, and decided to go and find it. He descended the hill and found it lying on the ground. When he picked it up it started to babble. It started to exaggerate about his last belch.
Larry screamed and threw the stick on the ground.
Currently in space, Uranus was having a dance party with John F. Kennedy. Uranus reflected on all of the dance parties he had held, and found that this one was the weirdest. And then Uranus fell on little Larry. But he was till alive! A crucial fact.

The end

Larry and Uranus and lots of going up and down a hill

Once upon a time there was a person whose name was Larry. The color of Larry's hair varied between how many times he had seen a ghost that morning. One day he was constantly talking about how his pants were so much better than that manikins butt in the window, when an obedient little child hit him across the face.

Turning away from Larry, we look at the planet of Uranus. Slowly orbiting around the sun, the world’s, the universe's molten center.

Back to Larry, he was descending down a hill to the ground while the obedient child was chasing him with a sharpened stick. When the small child with the pointed stick left, he decided to ascend the hill again. On the ascent, Larry thought about how dull the pointed stick really was, and decided to go and find it. He descended the hill and found it lying on the ground. When he picked it up it started to babble. It started to exaggerate about his las belch.

Larry screamed and threw the stick on the ground.

Currently in space, Uranus was having a dance party with John F. Kennedy. Uranus reflected on all of the dance parties he had held, and fund that this one was the weirdest. And then Uranus fell on little Larry. But he was till alive! A crucial fact.

The end.

The Hamster that Ate His Carrot

One day a hamster ate a carrot. Then she fell asleep. She dreamed that Thomas Jefferson was patting her head and gave her a small buquet of sunflower seeds. Then when she woke up, she found that there was a small boquet of sunflower seeds lying on her wheel.

The next day she dreamed about Abraham Lincoln giving her a celery stick. When Maxy awoke,she was started to discover a celery stalk on her wheel, yet again. Then she decided to save the celery stalk for later.

After that, Maxy found a way to escape her cage. She ran around the house and was then confronted with the cat. She whipped out her laser pointer gun and she shot it at the window. Immediately, the kitty followed, bounding toward the little red dot. Then Maxy went up to a different room where she found a camera. She turned the camera on and took some photos of herself doing runway poses.

Then she left the house and went to the convenience store. She went into the clothing aisle and found a tiny extra extra extra extra extra small sized cap that said "Yo! My Butt hurts!" Then she went back home and went to sleep. Then she dreamed that George Washington was smearing her with peanut butter. Then when she woke up, she found that there really was peanut butter smeared over her hat and pictures.

Then she started to mambo.

That night she dreamt that Barrack Obama gave her a bottle of milk. She woke up, and found that her water bottle was in fact full of milk. Then she started to freak out.

She pounded on her bedding screaming, "I want my fluffernutter!" Then all of a sudden she collapsed into another dream. She dreamt of Dwight D. Eisenhower, and he gave her a stick. She she woke up there was a stick lying on top of her. She ran up to her food bowl; it was empty, so she went to the convenience store and bought a cow pinata stuffed with seeds. Then the cow went oink.

Maxy said, "the person writing this story must be an idiot!"

Then, she began to Mambo. Again.

Do you want to know why she was having all these dreams? The carrot she had was not all that fresh.

The end.