The Hamster that Ate His Carrot

One day a hamster ate a carrot. Then she fell asleep. She dreamed that Thomas Jefferson was patting her head and gave her a small buquet of sunflower seeds. Then when she woke up, she found that there was a small boquet of sunflower seeds lying on her wheel.

The next day she dreamed about Abraham Lincoln giving her a celery stick. When Maxy awoke,she was started to discover a celery stalk on her wheel, yet again. Then she decided to save the celery stalk for later.

After that, Maxy found a way to escape her cage. She ran around the house and was then confronted with the cat. She whipped out her laser pointer gun and she shot it at the window. Immediately, the kitty followed, bounding toward the little red dot. Then Maxy went up to a different room where she found a camera. She turned the camera on and took some photos of herself doing runway poses.

Then she left the house and went to the convenience store. She went into the clothing aisle and found a tiny extra extra extra extra extra small sized cap that said "Yo! My Butt hurts!" Then she went back home and went to sleep. Then she dreamed that George Washington was smearing her with peanut butter. Then when she woke up, she found that there really was peanut butter smeared over her hat and pictures.

Then she started to mambo.

That night she dreamt that Barrack Obama gave her a bottle of milk. She woke up, and found that her water bottle was in fact full of milk. Then she started to freak out.

She pounded on her bedding screaming, "I want my fluffernutter!" Then all of a sudden she collapsed into another dream. She dreamt of Dwight D. Eisenhower, and he gave her a stick. She she woke up there was a stick lying on top of her. She ran up to her food bowl; it was empty, so she went to the convenience store and bought a cow pinata stuffed with seeds. Then the cow went oink.

Maxy said, "the person writing this story must be an idiot!"

Then, she began to Mambo. Again.

Do you want to know why she was having all these dreams? The carrot she had was not all that fresh.

The end.