The Man Unknown

There was once a man whose name was Unknown. He usually ate shoes that he found in the gutter. He rode elephants. Unknown was a circus freak. He had no hair. He wore a tuxedo that had no sleeves. His skin was a sooty black color; he would have been white, if he had ever taken a bath. People would come for miles to see him eat their old shoes, which he fished out of the gutter. Then he would go to the bathroom like a dog.

One day unknown was asked to be in a freak show. He did not know what a freak show was, but he accepted. He was set out in a tent, and he was surrounded by many people. He found a hole in the ground in his tent. And found that it was full of shoes.

"Stronken, Blonken Brogan!," he announced happily as he chewed on one of the soles.

All of a suddent the crowd started to laugh. He wondered what he'd done wrong.

He ate a shoelace like a strand of spaghtetti and the crowd laughed hysterically. Then there was a puff of smoke, and all the shoes were gone. And out of nowhere a plate of spaghetti fell on his head. He started to freak out, but was then interupted by a large apple bonking him on the head. All of a sudden he noticed that the crowd was not enjoying a tasty shoe. So he took off one of his own shoes and he gave it to the crowd. Well, he threw it. Then everyone bailed out with a bad smell of foot odor in their hair.

To make a long story short, Uknown was fired.

The end