Monday, November 3, 2008

The Talented Bug

Once upon a time there was a bug who had a talent. It could eat a LOT of watermelon. It would spit out the seeds in a bullet-like motion, and hurt it's enemies. One day, one of the bug's enemies, a praying mantis named Larry, was inside a can. The talented bug ate the watermelon, and spat out the seeds at Larry. They hit the can, an caused an ear-splitting noise. The noise was just at the right pitch to attract a huge swarm of fruit flies. The Bug realized that these fruit flies would be controlled by high pitched noises.

He decided to give it a go.

Then, the bug spat some seeds at a glass window; the window shattered and the fruit flies started to dance. He spat the seeds at a computer, and the sound made the fruit flies run to the bathroom. Many of the fruit flies fell in the toilet. Soon, Larry had come back with an army of horse flies. The horse flies engaged in battle with the fruit flies. The fruit flies were falling like flies. So the bug shot a couple of seeds at a glass window to make them dance. But sadly the shot ricocheted off and hit the computer. The remaining living fruit flies fell in the toilet.

So the bug is now enslaved, making a fort of grass for Larry.

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