The Tomato Beast by Milo

Once upon a time there was a piece of lasagna that was made by the cafeteria ladies.

They served the lasagna at lunch the next day.

Nobody really liked the lasagna, so they dumped it in the trash.

The next day, a nuclear rod was found in the kitchen and it was deliberately tossed into the garbage can.

A few days later, a nerd was walking by the trash and the can started to rumble.

All of a sudden it erupted in a large spew of tomato sauce.

Out of it popped a huge, lasagna monster.

"Oh NO! It's the BLAMANGE," a girl screamed.

"No, it's not, it's a giant blob of lasagna you idiot," said the Nerd.

The Nerd thought over the nuclear rod, and decided to name the monster the Tomato beast.

At that moment, the tomato monster burst through the cafeteria wall, through the gym, and out the door, raging down the street.

There was a jet that was meant to destroy the tomato beast, and it attempted to hit it with a missile.

But the lasagna was too soggy, greasy, and squishy, and the missile went right through the tomato beast. The missile hit a nearby Anchovy cannery. Anchovies rained down out of the sky.

The tomato beast ate many of the anchovies, and it started to grow bigger, and it started to tear apart a toothpaste factory.

TO BE CONTINUED?